-How many children do I have?
-What flavored pie do you like?
-What time is it?
-Why is 69 suck a perverted number?
-What's a donkey punch?
-What's PMS?
-What's a pad D:!?
-How many children do you want?
-If you were to choose to die in a burning fire nekkid or have hardcore sex with a gay man, which would you choose?
-Are you really straight?
-You know you could be bi?
-Would you like me in bed?
-The above question is a retorical question. THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!?
-Why are there so many F keys?
-F3
-How many pages do you think this will go?
-How many Pokemon are there?
-Is this my final question?
-Is Pokemon intense?
-What's your favorite Pokemon?
-What do you think about the world sex?
-What color is my mouse?
-IS THIS THE FINAL QUESTION?!