I'll answer everything.

Thank you for answering the first round of questions in... rather strange terms. Time to continue the onslaught!

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Will the world end in 2012?
Did you understand Y2K?
Why is New Jersy made fun of so much?
This is not the next question. The spoiler is.

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Please enbolden the TRUE meaning of life.

What does ZOMG mean?
What does Poast mean?
Does Heaven, Hell, God, Purgatory, angels, and miracles exist?
What color shirt am I wearing right now?
Where do I live?
How do you know that?
How low can you go? (limbo)
What is your opinion of Michael Bay movies?
Are you going to watch X-Men:Origins?
Is that movie awesome?
Explain how Cyclop's visor works (at least in the comics).
Do you have any idea why we exist?
Why do we exist?
Check out this picture:

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What is your honest opinion?
Is this the end?!!?!?!?!?

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Yes.

-No, it won't. You are able to complain if it happens, though.
-Yes, yes I did. It came like a VISION.
-Because people spell it poorly.
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Yes, I have beaten the first impossible quiz. In fact, I know its creator. A rather cool guy.
-ZOMBIES, OH MY GOD.
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-EVERYTHING is possible, with clay.
-It's a tricky question. It's part of the invisible spectrum for humans. Bees see it, though, ask them.
-In a cardbox.
-I'm behind the cardbox.
-My teacher was longcat.
-They are Baytastic!
-Possibly. Probably not though. Depends on my boredom meter.
-It's a surprise!
-He's constipated. And those are not lasers. Be careful with that sick guy.
-Yup! To ask ourselves silly questions! But don't worry, I'm here to help.
-Oh hey, I answered that already and all!
-Nice upgrade.
-On the picture? Needed a rocket launcher. Or a dinosaur on a jet. Both work.
-Why do you ask questions you answer yourself? Sheesh.

Where do babies come from?

What does the scouter say about my power levels?

Who'd win in a fight, SpongeBob or Raditz?

What happens if a girl drops the soap?

Is my avatar male or female?

Why can't I get any more special cards while they drop for other people like unbuckled pants?

How much longer til you're overrun with questions?

-Babies are the leftovers from McDonalds. Afortunately, they can end up mutating in humans. That's how it has been since the dawn of time.
-Around 34. Bad news, you fail.
-Squidward always wins.
-Fun times...
-Obviously a female, or else you wouldn't be asking.
-I feel your pain. And it's because Nexon has a list of random people and they are always there to say "OH HEY! That's Alloy, set drops to 0". Same for you.
-Overrun isn't in my dictionary.

would you kill a man?

wat is the below question?

wat is the above question?

do you enjoy google?

-Only as personal defense.
-"wat is the above question?"
-"wat is the below question?"
-I CREATED IT! Of course I do!

I saw mommy kissing santa claus!

He said he was tired, and wanted to take a nap!

I had a bad dream that night, so i went to my mommy, and they were bouncing around like a bouncehouse, and then a giant tan candy bar came out, and my mom ate it!

When did santa start having candy bars in his pants?!

I JUST GOT GOT A CANDY BAR FROM TYPING THIS. NO JOKE.

-Uh oh... Looks like your parents are getting divorced. Look at the bright side! You'll be living at the North Pole, in a magical toy workshop with elves and other crap.
-Yeah, just looks like the above.
-Get some clothing for very cold weather. Don't forget the gloves.
-Santa has candy bars in the most unexpected places.
-MAGIC!