The most awesome story in the history of stories.

Go ahead. Flaxative then shoots shroum seven times: in the heart, the head, the stomach, and all the limbs. After that he cuts his jugular and builds a box around him, which he fills with water and drops 1 kg of C4 explosive into. After going to a safe distance, Flaxative presses the button and watches as shroum flies 17 feet in the air. While shroum is falling, Flaxative shoots him repeatedly with a UMP until shroum is directly over a stash of explosives. After shroum lands, Flaxative buries his limp body above the explosives and exposes the wire which would detonate the explosives. Flaxative attachs 500 feet more cable, runs away, and blows shroum into bits the size of pennies. He thens salutes to the rain of flesh and walks away.

EDIT:Make that UMP an automatic computer aimed high powered sniper rifle with 9mm rounds sent at hypersonic speeds. Yeah. Either way, your very dead, shroum. Very dead.