The most awesome story in the history of stories.

And then all the goddamn paupers like, I dunno, come out from the goddamn streets and praise the darkish sky. It kills me. You know what I goddamn mean. And all the paupers jump around with glee as they like, I dunno, praise the night sky. And all of it is pretty goddamn crazy. And all of it just bothers the goddamn hell out of me, you know? It's like he's in the back of a goddamn car trying to give it to a girl. And all of it reminds me of Holden Caulfield, but it just kills me. He's such a phony, it kills me how he still a virgin and all.