How to make a rum and coke.

First you'll need some rum, then you'll need some coke (that's glup glup coke not sniff sniff coke), and then the last thing you need is a glass to drink it in, or if you're a bad enough person to save the mayor, a empty barrel of oil.

And that's how you make a rum and coke, you can also add ice cubes, if you're a platypus who can't handle your drink that is.

Rum and coke consists of, a glass, ice cubes, rum, coke, and a twist of lemon.

Real men don't add coke, ice cubes, or a twist of lemon.