Welcome to the Chinchilla Army

This is what happens when you're bored and/or drunk and/or high.

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When I was a young chinchilla,
My Fiel took me into the city
To see The great Chinchilla Army.
He said, "My chilly, when you grow up,
will you lead the great Chinchilla Army,
to lead us all to glory?"

He said "Because the promise land awaits us,
where we can all live in peace,
and where we may make our plans."
"And one day I'll create a place, where you will be famous,
threads, memes, smilies, and even entire boards, you will have all of this and even more. And many people will come."
To join The Chinchilla Army!"

I am way too lazy to do the whole thing.