2009-04-17, 02:58 PM
Some people hate history. I have no clue why.
One fine night in Chicago, a cow farted. This fart-heard-around-the-world got to a lantern, which set the barn on fire, which set all of Chicago on fire, and which caused the whole city to be rebuilt from the ground up.
Them cows, they're DANGEROUS I tell you. You give me 1-ton howitzer shells or nuclear bombs, and *I* give you the cow fart that torched Chicago.
One fine night in Chicago, a cow farted. This fart-heard-around-the-world got to a lantern, which set the barn on fire, which set all of Chicago on fire, and which caused the whole city to be rebuilt from the ground up.
Them cows, they're DANGEROUS I tell you. You give me 1-ton howitzer shells or nuclear bombs, and *I* give you the cow fart that torched Chicago.