Random Quote Thread

so long, and thanks for all the fish ~dolphins

Big boobs are ugly ~ some fool

Is this fool's name start with a H?
does it end with a N?
of f'uck it, is it Harrison?!?

sidenote: I have nothing against harrison just thought i get some lolz

and the quote of the day is:

me: hehe[snickers]anal[snickers more]
gayfriend: eww anal thats gay
me: right because you cant have anal w/ a girl...-facepalm-
gayfriend: bbu...butt..
me: yes anal involves asses, infact you're the gay one for thinking anal is gay. Seeing as you thought of gay anal before you thought of straight anal.
coolfriend: hehe [coolfriend and me highfive]
gayfriend: [cries]