2009-04-15, 11:18 PM
I'll explain why...
Recently I have created a device on the internet to allow me to teleport through one's computer to directly punch them in the face for some idiotic posts on certain forums.
But something went wrong, I somehow misunderstood something and caused the device to malfunction. This malfunction was starting to combine certain parts of the internet together. YouTube combining with Redtube, Worldofwarcraft combing with Guild Wars, Hello Kitty combing with some random porn star. But worst of all, Sleepywood and Basilmarket are combing as we speak, fusing into a monster made of people and retarded illogical posts. If this monster creeps over and out of the internet, we are doomed as a race forever!
Lucky, I have manage to hold off this monster from growing with a can of Pringles and some topics to keep their head spinning over fake content with a new device. Fat kids love Pringles.
In order to keep the device from running, I needed a power source. I decided to use the Funhouse of Southperry, a great source of energy. Weither it be some stupid post or a troll fest, or some random ass game that no one understands, it works.
All you guys do is need to keep this topic on page 1 of the topic listing, that means keep on posting. I will need a massive amount of energy, so this thread needs to stay up here til June 1st, 2009.
Please help me! Start posting...
Recently I have created a device on the internet to allow me to teleport through one's computer to directly punch them in the face for some idiotic posts on certain forums.
But something went wrong, I somehow misunderstood something and caused the device to malfunction. This malfunction was starting to combine certain parts of the internet together. YouTube combining with Redtube, Worldofwarcraft combing with Guild Wars, Hello Kitty combing with some random porn star. But worst of all, Sleepywood and Basilmarket are combing as we speak, fusing into a monster made of people and retarded illogical posts. If this monster creeps over and out of the internet, we are doomed as a race forever!
Lucky, I have manage to hold off this monster from growing with a can of Pringles and some topics to keep their head spinning over fake content with a new device. Fat kids love Pringles.
In order to keep the device from running, I needed a power source. I decided to use the Funhouse of Southperry, a great source of energy. Weither it be some stupid post or a troll fest, or some random ass game that no one understands, it works.
All you guys do is need to keep this topic on page 1 of the topic listing, that means keep on posting. I will need a massive amount of energy, so this thread needs to stay up here til June 1st, 2009.
Please help me! Start posting...