2009-04-13, 03:40 AM
No particular order:
1. Speeding ricer hits the back of an SUV. The SUV suffered no damage.
2. Emo kid finally cuts right. Died in a pool of blood.
3. Fat man leads the Olympics with the most gold medals.
4. Studies show that porn is beneficial for society.
5. Pedophile cracks down on child pornography epidemic.
6. Swear words have been ruled illegal. People now cuss with names of fruits instead.
7. Studies show plants can feel pain. Vegetarians all over the world have switched to eating meat.
8. Infamous internet troll arrested and tried for disturbing the peace.
9. Research reveals that George Carlin may have been Jesus.
10. Boy fought against a soda can, and the soda can won.
11. Research shows that people can extend their lifespan by doing absolutely nothing.
1. Speeding ricer hits the back of an SUV. The SUV suffered no damage.
2. Emo kid finally cuts right. Died in a pool of blood.
3. Fat man leads the Olympics with the most gold medals.
4. Studies show that porn is beneficial for society.
5. Pedophile cracks down on child pornography epidemic.
6. Swear words have been ruled illegal. People now cuss with names of fruits instead.
7. Studies show plants can feel pain. Vegetarians all over the world have switched to eating meat.
8. Infamous internet troll arrested and tried for disturbing the peace.
9. Research reveals that George Carlin may have been Jesus.
10. Boy fought against a soda can, and the soda can won.
11. Research shows that people can extend their lifespan by doing absolutely nothing.