3 Truths and a lie

1) I wear pink slip-on Vans (shoes) embroidered in flowers.
2) I'm currently attending college in order to become an English teacher.
3) I don't know how to cook.
4) I both believe in and greatly fear the Kraken.

(I do eat pork, but I get by without coffee mostly. And no fair Ryan, I mentioned sauce in IRC while you were there )

-I've been on medical trips to Mexico City
-Caffeine works better for my headaches than Tylenol
-My lab research focuses on HIV
-I'm obsessive compulsive

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