If you could have a super power, what would it be?

I'd want the "superpower" of being transformed into a level 1 DND 3.5 Kobold Sorcerer. Harmless enough, yes? A lizard that can throw pots around and stuff.

A few minutes after my racechange, I become the infinitely almighty Pun-Pun.

DND rules-manipulation aside, I'd like psychoportive powers. Pretty fun, I suppose.