Lose The Game

For example we can prove that Harrisonized likes women if he made a post telling us the ideal characteristics that he likes in women. If he does that then he could prove that he likes women. (Only if women are able to meet such characteristic.)

I honestly don't see a point in doing this. I'm going to get taunted regardless. I've noticed that some of you even pasted the quote of me saying "Big boobs are ugly." to your signatures. Since you asked though:

 Mental Characteristics

1) Must be successful in cheering me up <~ This is important
2) Must be nice, kind, and caring
3) Must be responsible
4) Must be organized
5) Must be intelligent
6) Must be patient <~ This is important.
7) Must be supportive
8) Must have similar morals
9) Must be gentle
10) Must make me feel comfortable being around <~This is important
11) Must make me feel accepted <~This is important
12) Must be able to put up with my personality <~This is extremely important
13) Preferably be nonreligious. <~Sorry, I won't do well with someone trying to convert me from atheism.

 Physical Characteristics

1) Must smile often <~ This is important
2) Must have continuity in skin (as in not acne ridden)
3) Must be proportional (not fat, nor anorexic)
4) Must not be too well endowed <~ As some of you already pasted to your signatures, you know I think this is kinda nasty...
5) Must be atheletic
6) No piercings (no earrings is preferable, but since so many people do that nowadays... w/e)
7) Must have straight-ish hair (a bit of curls is ok, but not when the hair is completely full of them or is frizzy)
8) Must be shorter or of similar height (as long as she doesn't tower over me)
9) Must have undecorated fingernails (clipped fingernails) <~As I play piano, seeing unclipped fingernails bothers me a bit...
10) Must not wear make up on a regular occasion <~make up for parties is ok, but make up for regular occasions bothers me (why hide who you are right?)

 Other Characteristics

1) Must be someone who I can get old with <~ After all, if I plan to live a lifetime with this person, I don't plan on some useless complications that will render me lonely for the next half of my life
2) Must be someone close aged. Preferably younger, but IDC if she's older by a bit. Nothing to the extremes.

I don't think many people can fit these. I don't care if not all of these are met, but these are a general guideline for someone who I can consider. Though this list excludes nearly everyone, I do promise a commitment to the person that I may fall into a relationship to. I'd also treat her as my boss, because such a person who can almost fit all (especially the part about being able to stand my personality) is certainly respectable in my point of view.

I doubt that's going to happen. I mean, seriously, I can't even convince people I don't stalk Shawn Johnson anymore XD.

I honestly don't see a point in stalking her. You'll just become an annoyance, much like an unkillable fly buzzing around her head.