2009-04-07, 08:28 PM
Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and searches through the pile of books to find one remaining copy. He thinks, "OMG EDWARD IS SO DREAMY" and starts licking the book and then the cullen family comes out of the book 10 times as powerful, and kill all dexless sins because they're a big pain in the ass.
As he kills the "sins" he reads twilight. Becoming one with his inner pineappleer he begins to feel emotions towards his fellow males. Once he had finished killing off all of the assassins, he decided to set up a date with a gigolo. Explosions! (How sexy) People screamed! (Even sexier!) And then the gigolo could take no more of his "happy place".The gigolo died from the explosion and the assassin went to kill Elohssa along with the other grandmasters because he wanted their naricain pendants.
But then the assassin remebered Elohssa was already dead. He went to kill them, but was killed by a very drunk and high blue snail. That blue snail later crashed into a box and died. In chinchilla land, all the chinchillas were dead, except one named Cocksucker. Cocksucker was a total plantain, So he decided to use his head to kill all the papayas in papayaland. But there was one surviver. He was the previously known Pikdum! Praising Jesus Christ, his newfound lord and saviour, he decided to teach others about his wonderful passion of the christ!
He then gets lynched, tar and feathered, hanged, firing squad'd, electric chaired for trying to spread the Christian faith because nobody likes Christians.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and searches through the pile of books to find one remaining copy. He thinks, "OMG EDWARD IS SO DREAMY" and starts licking the book and then the cullen family comes out of the book 10 times as powerful, and kill all dexless sins because they're a big pain in the ass.
As he kills the "sins" he reads twilight. Becoming one with his inner pineappleer he begins to feel emotions towards his fellow males. Once he had finished killing off all of the assassins, he decided to set up a date with a gigolo. Explosions! (How sexy) People screamed! (Even sexier!) And then the gigolo could take no more of his "happy place".The gigolo died from the explosion and the assassin went to kill Elohssa along with the other grandmasters because he wanted their naricain pendants.
But then the assassin remebered Elohssa was already dead. He went to kill them, but was killed by a very drunk and high blue snail. That blue snail later crashed into a box and died. In chinchilla land, all the chinchillas were dead, except one named Cocksucker. Cocksucker was a total plantain, So he decided to use his head to kill all the papayas in papayaland. But there was one surviver. He was the previously known Pikdum! Praising Jesus Christ, his newfound lord and saviour, he decided to teach others about his wonderful passion of the christ!
He then gets lynched, tar and feathered, hanged, firing squad'd, electric chaired for trying to spread the Christian faith because nobody likes Christians.