2009-04-05, 06:26 PM
Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Heneseys. A boy hears of this tragic news, this boy's name was Joe. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pukdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assasinated by
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Heneseys. A boy hears of this tragic news, this boy's name was Joe. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pukdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assasinated by