How do you want to die?

i agree here, death due to orgasm sounds like win to me

[spoiler=Here's how to die during an orgasm]
1) Get a ring, around the size of a quarter.
2) Slip it on your penis.
3) Fap.
4) Your penis will erect and get pushed onto the surface of the ring. Circulation will be cut off, causing you to die.[/spoiler]
Anyways, since this is the speakeasy, it's meant to be taken seriously. I don't know what's with all the Necro crap above.