A simple question. (Note: Not for the dumb!)

I may already be too late, as I didn't even feel like skimming through this silly "HOW'D I GET HERE GUISE" bullshark, but..

inb4 religious beliefs argument, inb4 sarcastic moderator post followed by thread lock, inb4 athiests coming in saying "U CALIN ME DUMB", and inb4 a similar thread is made in a more appropriate section to have more serious responses.