my first pit of hell rant...

In case you hadn't noticed, Harrison and anyone else whose name came up here, these are not handwritten rants. They're computer generated. Hence the fact that none of the arguments in them make sense (though this fact seems irrelevant to some people) and the points they make seem completely offtopic. Those of us who realized the OP's post was a generated rant joined in with other generated rants, and people who didn't suddenly began wondering why we all became so verbose in our arguments. XD

so yeah.
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
have fun.

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