my first pit of hell rant...

In the text that follows, I won't bother discussing the flaws in Harrisonized's logic because he doubtlessly doesn't use any logic.

That is contradictory. How can I use logic if I don't have any? That's like saying I can use money if I don't have any money to start with.

I couldn't help but laugh at this. You're trying to attack someone's statement that has an unsaid "no duh" meaning.