Do you believe in mental abilities? Do you have any?

do you twitch your eye often? what happens if you do it without intending to? do you have any theories on what the mechanism is that causes the bending/flinging/exploding?

having studied this individual extensively, I can say without any hyperbole that his harnessing of kinetic energy is made possible by the immense number of kiloJesuses that emit from his eye whenever he twitches it. Below you see a picture of a kiloJesus particle blown up to 6,000,000,000 times actual size:



This individual was clearly dunked in the water of the River Damascus by his mother who held him by the heel, nearby where Jesus buried his holy excretions. Over the 1,986 or so years, the poisons seeped into the waters, and at that precise time, he was bathed in the waters, causing him to inherit the Holy Wondrous Powers of Jesus's Excrement, and allowing him the ability to harness the magic of kiloJesuses.

this individual will make for many fascinating case studies in the future.