Lose The Game

Actually, you are in the process of winning the game whenever you aren't lossing the game. So whenever you are not thinking about the game, you are winning it.

However, as soon as you relize you are winning, you've lost. You can technically win the game by dieing while not losing the game.

The game is inescapable. Even if you say "Oh, I won the game", you didin't because you just thought about it. Thus by the rules that you agreed upon starting the game, you've lost it.

The game does have 34, the game does exist. There's no escaping.

~I lost the game~