Most embarassing childhood memory?

Mine's a bit... awkward.

To start it off, back in the day I was like 3 or 4 (don't remember) and I slept in my parents room. Our house was sorta small, but it was one huge room where everyone slept in, everyone in seperate beds, of course.
Anyways, one night I get woken up by my parents um... being dirty and er, noisy. I thought my dad was tickling my mom. I was thinking to myself... "Go dad go!". *hides head in shame*

Oh, he was tickling her alright. Tickling her good.


As for myself...any form of public speaking when I was a child ended in complete fail.