When is it okay for a man to hit a woman?

Yes I agree that there are no exceptions to domestic violence, but I was referring to hitting a woman in general.

If some bitch is trying to kill me, I'd hit her without thinking. I don't want to die and I don't feel like running.... These reasons also work though:

1. they give you a STD
2. Dinner is cold/ not ready
3. you are drunk
4. they asking for it by trying to think
5. it is saturday and there is no beer
6. the voice says so

7. She forgot the A-1
8. She touched my googles.