"The Bible is Scientifically Accurate"

Pig = Animal
Pelican = Animal

Therefore pigs can fly.

The funniest part about this is that Awake! merely relied on hindsight to obtain those quotes. If those quotes were so "quotes" in the past, people would not believe that the earth is flat.

Also, I like how Awake! used only a four "correct" quotes from the bible to make the assumption that the bible is "scientifically accurate". There is no hypothesis, nor testing at all. I don't think they know the true meaning of science.

*wonders who writes these*