2009-02-22, 03:33 AM
Tir Wrote:Hey, some of us like having 10 foot poles up our asses. And by "us" I mean "people who are not me."
Wasn't there a chick who died because -
She was sitting on top of the fridge, masturbating with a broom handle. Mom came home and startled her, she fell and...fwoop, it goes all the way in, killing her?

