"The Bible is Scientifically Accurate"

From the February 2009 issue of Awake! titled "Earth, designed for life", there was a box on the bottom right corner:

THE BIBLE IS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE

The earth is suspended in space. "He is stretching out the north over the empty place, hanging the earth upon nothing." -Job 26:7, stated about 1613 B.C.E.

The earth is round. "There is One who is dwelling above the circle of the earth." -Isaiah 40:22, written about 732 B.C.E.

Water moves in a cycle. "All the winter torrents are going forth to the sea... To the place where the winter torrents are going forth, there they are returning so as to go forth." -Ecclesiastes 1:7, written before 1,000 B.C.E.

The universe is governed by laws. "I [Jehovah] had appointed... the statutes [or, laws] of heaven and earth." -Jeremiah 33:25, written before 580 B.C.E.

This has got to be the funniest shi't I've seen all week.