The "You can't do that now, catch you breath and try again" Messagebox

Yes. Please do. Because I can't poke more fun at the game for the following reasons:

-1.) FelixTM intercepted me.
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1.) My sarcasm detector is rated at D-.
2.) Serious =/= sarcasm.
3.) Little kids do EVERYTHING to get you to look somewhere, then when you do look, they tell you "MADE U LOOOOK!!"

And then there's various people on the internet. Watch out for them =P

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Seriously though, I've never viewed MS as realistic (as opposed to believable as an alternate universe) since it has magic and bosses that need to be bled to death through pin pricks of damage compared to their tank of health. And what Orit said.

Also, I can compile two pages worth of arguments as to why that's not obvious sarcasm.
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lol Seriously? If you just quoted my post to show the connectivity, that's fine and well and my bad. No reason for your nonsensical little list. Pretty sure I didn't say you couldn't pick fun at Nexon too.

Orit's intents are quite clear, however.

I'll gladly take your two pages of arguments, as I would be extra glad to write the two pages of counter-arguments. Since you won't, though, I'll give you the highlights (in order of obviousness, no less).

A) Maplestory and realistic being used in the same sentence automatically implies sarcasm.
B) Blatantly false statement being used as fact ("impossible to change what you're wearing/holding while moving"--everyone knows it's quite easy to do that in real life).
C) Over-stressing of said false statement as fact by using not only "Seriously" but also restatement of absolute word in CAPS (IMPOSSIBLE).
D) Starting post with "Obviously" as if to imply Nexon's logic is easy to understand.

Will that be all, then?