When is it okay for a man to hit a woman?

You're being an "internet tough guy" here. I can be one too, I can claim that I can open your skull and spill your brains out on the sidewalk, etc. etc.

I was in two fraternities which numbered more than 100 men between them, I know the score, I know what men think about guys like you. You smack a woman in a bar, 2 bikers each the size of a large cabinet will put his fist in your teeth. Out in the street it might be a small Korean guy that's a 7th degree black belt in TKD.

Then after all THAT the cops come. Boy, you should try sending THEM in the hospital, they just love that.

Stop being an internet tough guy. It's dumb and nobody gives a $hit.

I was kidding man, can't you tell?
I was just joking around, no need to take me so seriously.

And yes, it's pretty dang easy to openly lie on the net.