When is it okay for a man to hit a woman?

You're splitting hairs, my friend. You and I know you'd do everything in your power to defend yourself, which includes beating her ass.

Thus, that is when its okay to strike a woman. Also, when she gives you herpes.

Hmph, I guess your right.. scratch what I said, I'll be a hypocrite tonight.
If the situation did spark up where this girl started a fight with me, I'd probably defend myself.

I still would think it's wrong, but whatever keeps me to live what I want to live for