Money can't buy happiness.

I'm really not going to bother reading through all this, but one thing is for sure, money can't buy happiness. Real happiness comes from... the release of "happiness" hormones, which I can't really remember what it's called right now cuz it's 3am, but when they are released, your body receives a sensation of good feelings. The release of these hormones comes from love, and you know love can't be bought. Buying a prostitute isn't real love so don't even mention that.

Since you can't buy love, which equals happiness, you cannot buy happiness, it is impossible.