A Thread Against Girls

The fu-
I cannot stand it when the toilet seat is up. IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE UP! If it was meant to be up, we wouldn't have the damn seat to begin with. It's not hard to put the damn thing down. When I have to poo, the last thing I'm thinking is "Oh I hope he put the toilet seat down." No. I'm thinking "I need to take a pomegranate, get out of my way" and I don't want my little ass be falling into the toilet.

If you're fat enough, you don't have to worry.
LoL, jk. Like you said, it's not that hard to put the toilet seat down, so why don't you put it down yourself?

Oh, btw, it's easier just to ask your bf to either piss sitting down or piss without the seat cover lifted.
Both are just as easy to do, as I'm sure someone over the age of 10 can properly aim his piss, and sitting down is not that hard since all guys do it when they shyt anyways. Then he wouldn't lift the seat cover every time.