A Thread Against Girls

1. Girls think we are incapable of just being friends. I have known certain girls for so long that the thought of being in a relationship with them hasn't even crossed my mind. Still they act as if I, and every other guy, just wants to get into their pants. Just cause guys are stereotyped as pigs doesn't mean we all are.
   
   
2. Girls piss me off when they eat. Just put the food up to your mouth and bite into it. Quit eating everything by breaking off small, dainty pieces with your fingers. That is even more gross. Hands always touch disgusting things.
   
   
3. Quit calling me! Dammit, I hate the phone. I want to talk face to face, not over a phone line. I get bored and can't talk about anything. Atleast I can go on with my normal life (lol the computer) if I am texting.
   
   
4. Quit letting your things ride up. I don't like thinking that the girl I like/hang out with is a total skank.
   
   
5. Lose the long nails. Long nails suck dammit. They look freaky to me. Nothing wrong with clean cut, painted SHORT nails.
   
   
6. Quit wearing Uggs. They look bad, especially since whenever it rains all the girls break out their Uggs. Let me tell you, they look even more horrible when wet. Normal shoes are ok.
   
   I could think of more, but w/e.