GeekTest

0. Does the computer you use have at least 2GB of RAM?
[+1pt if it does]
[-1pt if you don't know]
0

1. Do you Slashdot?
[+1pt if you are a member]
[-1pt if you've never heard of it until now]
I know of it, I don't really go to it.
0

10. How skilled are you at programming?
[+1pt if you program in more than one language]
[-1pt if you don't know any]
Java, Ruby, Python. I can BS my way through understanding the syntax of other mid-high lvl languages.
1

11. How many times do you shower or bathe per week?
[+1pt if you shower or batheless than once a week]
[-1pt if you shower or bathe daily]
But I like to shower =( I don't normally use shampoo or soap though.
0 (lol)

100. Do you own a domain name?
[+1pt if you own more than one domain name]
[-1pt if you own no domain names]
That's mildly expensive for my time.
-1

101. What operating system do you use?
[+1pt if you use any Linux operating system]
[-1pt if you use Mac OS]
LOL I like how they diss Mac xD
-1

110. Do you have a girlfriend (note: I did not say "boyfriend" or "imaginary friend" - those are excluded)?
[+1pt if you dont have one]
[-1pt if you have one]
Nada. Don't give a rat's ass.
0

111. Does your username on Southperry contain any non-alphanumeric characters?
[+1pt if it contains one]
[-1pt if only letters]
That would be hardcore, but that would also be very annoying to type.
-1

1000. Is your password on Southperry secure?
[+1pt if it contains a non-alphanumeric character]
[-1pt if it is only letters]
Um, I don't care enough.
-2

1001. Where do you sleep?
[+1pt if you are living in a basement]
[-1pt if you sleep in a bedroom]
Bedroom!
-3

1010. I can haz cheezburger?
[+1pt if you recognize that it is from 4chan]
[-1pt if you were peeking at the answers]
It's generally all over the internet. Researching the origin of bad grammar is a lost cause, and it's highly stupid. So I say it`s from 7he b0wels 0f t3h s3r13s 0|= 700|3z
-2

1011. What web browser do you use primarily?
[+1pt if you know that it is open source]
[-1pt if you use any version of Internet Explorer, Netscape, or AOL browser]
Internet Explorer crashes on any computer I use. What can I say?
-1

1100. What is your typing speed?
[+1pt if it is over 80wpm]
[-1pt if you don't know or it is less than 30wpm]
That's... fast o.O
-1

1101. Have you written a computer program in the last year?
[+1pt if you've written more than one]
[-1pt if you haven't written any]
projecteuler.net, yeyz xD Also, I program whenever I want a convenience program.
0

1110. How much sleep do you get?
[+1pt if you get less than 4 hours per night]
[-1pt if you get more than 8 hours per night]
I'm tired. Just plain tired 24/7.
0

1111. Do you understand what recursion is?
[+1pt if you know]
[-10000pt, GOTO line 0. if you don't]
lmao, no, I will not GOTO line 0 because answer = true.
1

10000. Grade your test.
[+1pt if you remembered to do it in binary]
[-1pt, GOTO line 10000. if you tried to do it in decimal form]
Binary? I was doing it in Hexadecimal. Which looks the same as decimal for 0-9. Trust me.
1

Passing score: 1 or above.

Yeyz I'm official geekz xD (apparently) (and no one said I couldn't that that for question 16)

@ ItachiPower, it actually went from 2 to 3. Not to mention it actually went from 10 to 11, THEN to 100, which is 4.