/* GeekTest
*
* This is a test to see if you are a geek.
* It is extremely easy to take.
* Be sure to keep track of your score along the way.
* Good luck!
* (Note: I wasn't bored enough to format the test in a if/else format. I wasn't bored enough to make it pt++ or pt-- either.) */
0. Does the computer you use have at least 2GB of RAM?
[+1pt if it does]
[-1pt if you don't know]
1. Do you Slashdot?
[+1pt if you are a member]
[-1pt if you've never heard of it until now]
10. How skilled are you at programming?
[+1pt if you program in more than one language]
[-1pt if you don't know any]
11. How many times do you shower or bathe per week?
[+1pt if you shower or batheless than once a week]
[-1pt if you shower or bathe daily]
100. Do you own a domain name?
[+1pt if you own more than one domain name]
[-1pt if you own no domain names]
101. What operating system do you use?
[+1pt if you use any Linux operating system]
[-1pt if you use Mac OS]
110. Do you not have a girlfriend (note: I did not say "boyfriend" or "imaginary friend" - those are excluded)? *
[+1pt if you dont have one]
[-1pt if you have one]
111. Does your username on Southperry contain any non-alphanumeric characters?
[+1pt if it contains one]
[-1pt if only letters]
1000. Is your password on Southperry secure?
[+1pt if it contains a non-alphanumeric character]
[-1pt if it is only letters]
1001. Where do you sleep?
[+1pt if you are living in a basement]
[-1pt if you sleep in a bedroom]
1010. I can haz cheezburger?
[+1pt if you recognize that it is from 4chan]
[-1pt if you were peeking at the answers]
1011. What web browser do you use primarily?
[+1pt if you know that it is open source]
[-1pt if you use any version of Internet Explorer, Netscape, or AOL browser]
1100. What is your typing speed?
[+1pt if it is over 80wpm]
[-1pt if you don't know or it is less than 30wpm]
1101. Have you written a computer program in the last year?
[+1pt if you've written more than one]
[-1pt if you haven't written any]
1110. How much sleep do you get?
[+1pt if you get less than 4 hours per night]
[-1pt if you get more than 8 hours per night]
1111. Do you understand what recursion is?
[+1pt if you know]
[-10000pt, GOTO line 0. if you don't]
10000. Grade your test.
[+1pt if you remembered to do it in binary]
[-1pt, GOTO line 10000. if you tried to do it in decimal form]
Passing score: 1 or above.
*EDIT: Fixed the question because more than one person assumed that +1 was for girlfriend and -1 was for no girlfriend.
*
* This is a test to see if you are a geek.
* It is extremely easy to take.
* Be sure to keep track of your score along the way.
* Good luck!
* (Note: I wasn't bored enough to format the test in a if/else format. I wasn't bored enough to make it pt++ or pt-- either.) */
0. Does the computer you use have at least 2GB of RAM?
[+1pt if it does]
[-1pt if you don't know]
1. Do you Slashdot?
[+1pt if you are a member]
[-1pt if you've never heard of it until now]
10. How skilled are you at programming?
[+1pt if you program in more than one language]
[-1pt if you don't know any]
11. How many times do you shower or bathe per week?
[+1pt if you shower or batheless than once a week]
[-1pt if you shower or bathe daily]
100. Do you own a domain name?
[+1pt if you own more than one domain name]
[-1pt if you own no domain names]
101. What operating system do you use?
[+1pt if you use any Linux operating system]
[-1pt if you use Mac OS]
110. Do you not have a girlfriend (note: I did not say "boyfriend" or "imaginary friend" - those are excluded)? *
[+1pt if you dont have one]
[-1pt if you have one]
111. Does your username on Southperry contain any non-alphanumeric characters?
[+1pt if it contains one]
[-1pt if only letters]
1000. Is your password on Southperry secure?
[+1pt if it contains a non-alphanumeric character]
[-1pt if it is only letters]
1001. Where do you sleep?
[+1pt if you are living in a basement]
[-1pt if you sleep in a bedroom]
1010. I can haz cheezburger?
[+1pt if you recognize that it is from 4chan]
[-1pt if you were peeking at the answers]
1011. What web browser do you use primarily?
[+1pt if you know that it is open source]
[-1pt if you use any version of Internet Explorer, Netscape, or AOL browser]
1100. What is your typing speed?
[+1pt if it is over 80wpm]
[-1pt if you don't know or it is less than 30wpm]
1101. Have you written a computer program in the last year?
[+1pt if you've written more than one]
[-1pt if you haven't written any]
1110. How much sleep do you get?
[+1pt if you get less than 4 hours per night]
[-1pt if you get more than 8 hours per night]
1111. Do you understand what recursion is?
[+1pt if you know]
[-10000pt, GOTO line 0. if you don't]
10000. Grade your test.
[+1pt if you remembered to do it in binary]
[-1pt, GOTO line 10000. if you tried to do it in decimal form]
Passing score: 1 or above.
*EDIT: Fixed the question because more than one person assumed that +1 was for girlfriend and -1 was for no girlfriend.