2016-03-04, 04:51 PM
Malthe Wrote:I mean isn't the irony in this that american politics are basically just another form of abstract reality TV? I mean you have candidates talking about comitting war crimes on national TV, you have candidates that say one thing one day and then another the next and you have candidates literally talking about their plantain size.
Murrica!
Thank god the worst politicians i have to deal with are slightly racist/xenophobic idiots that are ultimately harmless.
I love European hypocrites.
The American Founding Fathers told us, repeatedly and forcefully, not to get involved with you guys. How did we get involved? You broke your Peace of Vienna because Otto von Bismarck wanted penis enlargement, and then you got bored and wanted a "little war" as "diversion." On the eve of World War I, you had mobs cheering on the streets all over Europe -- for world war breaking out. Grey, a high politician in Britain, said "the lights are going out in Europe, and we'll never see them again in our liftimes." A few years later, obsolete war tactics having been unable to keep with modern machine guns, a whole generation of Europe lies dead on the fields of places like the Sonne, and you're begging us, like a bunch of little peaches, to come and save you from yourselves. That's how America came to Europe.
Then, World War I caused World War II, as Hitler was able to use the unrest in Germany as a result of the Treaty of Versailles to climb to power. He annihilates all of Europe, like a bunch of little peaches, and like a bunch of little peaches you -- again -- beg us to come and save you from the mess you yourselves made for yourselves. World War II was won in Stalingrad and Kursk, but if it wasn't for American intervention you would have grown up speaking Russian -- if you were born at all. Stalin liked genocide as much as Hitler did, and that's YOUR ancestors I am talking about.
The Cold War -- again, it's America's responsibility to save you from that. We have a "responsibility," you guys said. Why? We're an ocean away, how is it our "responsibility," again and again?
Now Putin.
How is it that every time you guys get yourselves into a mess, it's America's responsibility to come and save you, and millions of our sons die for conflicts they didn't cause and conflicts they should never been part of, and how is it that the moment we're not needed, until the next time we are, you guys start spouting this hatred for us. America is "the devil" until the next Hitler shows up. Also, honestly, don't compare the horrors America caused to the horrors Europe caused. Nearly every major point of unrest on the planet, from unstable Africa, to Northern Ireland, etc., to the Palestinian-Israeli conflict, to India and Pakistan, to Russian communism, is Europe's doing. And you're laughing at OUR bullpomegranate!
I wish either that our politicians left you to be nuked by your own bullpomegranate, or that you would grow some gratitude and stop spewing hatred for us the moment our usefulness to you for the moment has expired. I look at these pictures of endless crosses of American war dead in France, then I listen to guys like you, and it just makes me want to throw up. They died so you ungrateful bastards could live, and seems to me sometimes they died for nothing.