Pony General:"Season 12 will never air" edition.

IT BEGINS. Season 1 Episodes 1+2
Episode names: Cutie Markless
Time to see what's up with this Communist-esque community.

Reaction time!

 Spoiler

-mfw their Cutie Marks glow with their chairs
-mfw a freking MAP spawns
-mfw Twilght's crystal castle appears in the back of the song intro now
-Ooooh holographic magic map
-"HI MOM AND DAD!" *Spike steps on Pinkie's farm on the map* *Pinkie sadface*
-Hoofball is now canon
-Big Mac being a sports fan is now canon
-PINKIE GOING SNAKE MODE
-Pinkie rolled a 20 on her Perception check and sees something is wrong with not-Communist-Russia village
-Ahhhh a commercial already
-Commercial talking about MLP taking up MLP time. OH DISCOVERy FAMILY
-Creepy town is creepy. "Welcome!"
-Starlight Glimmer: DON'T FALL ASLEEP
-lol Pinkie
-mfw each gender in the village have the exact same manes
-Sure is feeling North Korea here.
-DUN DUN DUN SECRET AGENDA BY STARLIGHT GLIMMER
-Fluttershy, stop trying to side with the not-Communists
-Sugar Belle selling... MUFFINS!
-Poor Pinkie Pie, eating all those muffins
-FAT Pinkie Pie
-OH NO IT'S A TRAP
-Nope not a trap
-MFW CUTIE MARKS ARE STORED IN A FRICKING CAVE WALL
-Staff of Sameness. WHO WOULD MAKE SUCH A MAGIC ITEM
-Starlight Glimmer hates free thinking. North Korea in Ponyville confirmed
-IT'S A TRAP
-No snap, she got ALL the Cutie Marks
-At least they didn't lose their free-will.
-*MLP Ending theme plays*

PART 2
-Oh god, it's a totally non-reeducation camp
-Well then, Fluttershy will be the bait to getting them out
-"Joooooooin us."
-BACK TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMPS MANE 6
-The Flutterbait has been set
-Whelp, Flutters must now rat out Sugar Belle and the others dissatisfied with being equal to get Starlight Glimmer's trust
-Chat's already comparing Starlight Glimmer to Bioshock
-Dis colt ramming the door with his horn. Like a boss
-Oh lawd, Pinkie is being scientific
-Snaaap, Mane 6 Cutie Marks brought into Starlight Glimmer's house
-STARLIGHT GLIMMER HAS AN ACTUAL CUTIE MARK. SHE'S A PHONY!
-Fluttershy you clever pony
-With one bucket of water, Starlight Glimmer is BUSTED
-REVOLUTION IS HAPPENING. Grab da pitchforks and torches!
-Aww yeah everypony in the village got back their Cutie Marks
-Party Favor just... made.... balloon binoculars
-lol Rainbow Dash slow as a snail without her Cutie Mark
-mfw Starlight nukes the rock bridge
-Dang Sugar Belle made a snow pie that can break freaking wood
-MFW Party Favor made a balloon bridge
-WHELP SHE ESCAPED. SEASON 5 MAIN VILLAIN CONFIRMED??
-oh Pinkie, that 4th wall breaking in the end

Overall impressions. Much better than expected. Epic way to start the season. 11/10 would gladly watch again. Managed to go all 1984/Animal Farm/North Korea/Fascism without going too far. Also for once, the Mane 6 weren't the ones who were kicking major ass. Loved it.