2015-04-02, 09:53 PM
Justin Wrote:From which website?>what website
Bahahahah let me tell you about my epic fucking journey, computer? WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS. A CURSE IS THAT WHAT.
I got up and went to target to 8am to try to get jiggs, come to find out you can't preorder them in the store! The guy telling me that itll be much easier online online anyway, we both had a great giggle, which led to me smashing his face in maniacal laughter with specifically a diddy amiibo, I don't know why I chose diddy, maybe he was positioned just right to get into his eye cavities.
After escaping the police, I ran to gamestop, waited for about an hour, realized that this specific one I was at opens at 11, in fact all of them in my area do besides ONE at the mall. After breaking into many of them I realized that I need stupid things like, "passwords" and even with chopping the employees fingers off to get those, apparently the system didn't let me order before 3pm! I just figured I was missing a spell or something, the guy passed out from blood loss so I couldn't ask. So around 9:30 I waited at the mall, some obnoxious nerd stereotype then got in line behind me. I laughed as I could see me being there first made me dominate, yes you little pomegranate, you have to wait FOR ME- then apparently he was one of the store openers and forgot his keys. The other guy came in, opened the door, shut it without even acknowledging me, waited until 10am to tell me that they can't order until 3pm, saying he's going to be busy around that time. I drove home, called work and told them I'm taking personal leave for the rest of the day, got my backpack, put water and two full cell phone batteries in it and went again on my voyage, camping and prepared.
It was around 11 I returned to what I believe were the America's, they had some African like food called "Chick Filet" and actually got some free sample of some spicey chicken along with my chicken sandwhich. I got my protein, asked the guy "WHERE SHALL THE LINE START", thrusting my mug of ale, where he told me outside along the wall. Fair enough, this being 11:30 now, I position my backpack to be a nice cushion for lumbar support, cus pineapple it I'm fancy like that.
Around 12:30 the guard came around, this blonde chick who thought I was dealing cocaine with preorders of MK10 told me I can't sit there, and have to stand, for 4 hours, and laughed at me. My quest was more important than my honor so I kept my sword sheathed. Using my training as a Marine, I stood for three hours (training through battlefield specifically), I would occasionally squat to get some stretching, but no one else showed up. I people watched, played with my phone, Jesus resurrected and apparently the Greeks just invented the irrigation system, I lived throughout the history of mankind those hours, I learned a lot of philosophical pomegranate, but we're talking about amiibos right now so probably not your interest.
Around 2:30 a gamestop employee from another store show'd up, where the gamestop employee of this store tried to tell me that I won't be able to order until 4PM. At this point I beat him upside the head with a globe happened lying around, drilling into the fact the timezones have an hour difference between them. He conceded but still felt like they were opening at 4pm, none the less I MADE him check at 3pm. By the time 2:45 rolled around we had a line of about 70 people, I leading the entire mob to the register, because I claimed this land as my land, as any good american would.
After 3pm rolled around, i bought the wave 6 pack, along with the splatoon pac (wich may have also been missing pacman, I was too exhausted to care). Where this long line had to wait for my order to complete, and took a full hour to do so because of the lag on the system. I walked out, took a restroom break, walked back out, and the wave 6 pack was sold out before the 4th guy managed to even touch the register.
And thats my friends is the Odyssey of khaini fu`cking west, the trampler of amiibo collecting.