Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate: Reviews and Discussion

I'm even going to go so far as to say I hate this game. I work in the IT department of a large supermarket chain in Indiana, and usually when I work second shifts, I have my 3DS with me because things get slow. If 3U had ever had that option of full online capabilities on the 3DS, I would have been spending EVERY waking minute playing it when I wasn't busy at work. But now? Nah. I have my 3DS with me and the mere task of bending over to get it out of my backpack is just too much work to play this game. I've already passed the 200 hour mark and I only have two G-rank sets of armor. I'm finding it very difficult to even give a damn about this game, and that depresses me. I'm thinking back to how much I was looking forward to this game and comparing that to my feels now that it's actually here.

What the fuck, Capcom? Seriously. You guys took an awesome game and shit all over it. There are so many broken aspects of this game it makes me sick. My current biggest gripes are that huge, steaming pile of shit Black Gravios and the Rathian/Rathalos. The Black Gravios is nothing but a fucked up computer program that is stuck in an infinite loop, spamming the same attacks over and over and over and over again. And somehow, AFTER you sever the tails of the Rathian/Rathalos, they can still poison you. The Rathian will do the backflip, and you will literally get hit by a blank hit box and get poisoned. Same thing with the Rathalos.

The more I think about how fucked up this game is, the angrier I get.