2015-03-15, 03:47 PM
I really don't know what you guys think about the Black Gravios, but I'm going to give my two cents, because that monster is officially the biggest steaming pile of shit in the entire fucking game. He isn't "hard" by the dictionary definition of the word. He is a single-attack-spamming shithole that stands in the corner of a map and spams that stupid-ass beam over and over. Not only that, but that attack where he spews hot fire from his body while spitting repeated fireballs at the same person over and over is literally an instant kill. It is 99% unavoidable, and he does it all the motherfucking time. He is a fat fuck that uses the same damned attacks over, over, over, over, over, over, and over again. What the fuck Capcom? This thing isn't even a monster. It's a shitty, spamming bot.
I need a Black Gravios Pallium desperately for the Brachydium armor. It is literally the only thing standing in my way. At this rate though, that armor isn't worth it now. Anything that requires Black Gravios materials can suck my dick. I'm never touching that stupid fucking cocksucker again. He is without a doubt the worst idea for a monster ever crapped out by Capcom. Fighting a fat fuck dragon that does the same shit over and over is anything but fun. You guys can have him. I'm done. So done.
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Also, I agree with the comments about the Rajang. That thing is a dickweed too. He makes the Savage Jho from 3U and even this game look like a baby playfully gnawing on her rattle. No amount of defense is enough to protect you from a G-rank golden Rajang. With 796 defense on my strongest set, that horn he pulls out of the ground is nearly an instant kill. I had a sliver of health left. Just be aware that if you have even the SLIGHTEST bit of negative thunder resistance, his thunder beam will destroy you in one hit. Guaranteed. Even with G-rank armor. He is another monster that just is not fun, at all. Every time I have to do a Rajang, I prepare myself by punching the wall prematurely. His fight makes me want to grind my balls down with a cheese grater.
I need a Black Gravios Pallium desperately for the Brachydium armor. It is literally the only thing standing in my way. At this rate though, that armor isn't worth it now. Anything that requires Black Gravios materials can suck my dick. I'm never touching that stupid fucking cocksucker again. He is without a doubt the worst idea for a monster ever crapped out by Capcom. Fighting a fat fuck dragon that does the same shit over and over is anything but fun. You guys can have him. I'm done. So done.
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Also, I agree with the comments about the Rajang. That thing is a dickweed too. He makes the Savage Jho from 3U and even this game look like a baby playfully gnawing on her rattle. No amount of defense is enough to protect you from a G-rank golden Rajang. With 796 defense on my strongest set, that horn he pulls out of the ground is nearly an instant kill. I had a sliver of health left. Just be aware that if you have even the SLIGHTEST bit of negative thunder resistance, his thunder beam will destroy you in one hit. Guaranteed. Even with G-rank armor. He is another monster that just is not fun, at all. Every time I have to do a Rajang, I prepare myself by punching the wall prematurely. His fight makes me want to grind my balls down with a cheese grater.