How was your day?

I have the most screwed up dreams ever.

I had a dream that I had to go back to high school to get my GED. One of the courses I had to take was some sort of English or art class. I got into my seat and met a cute girl next to me, but I felt like there was something underneath my seat. So I look down there and find the disembodied and bloody head of Rob Schneider. Felt a bit creeped out, so I ask the teacher about this, and she says that below all of our seats are the heads of former students. In order to begin studying our book today, everyone had to take a bowling ball and force the disembodied heads to swallow it. I had trouble with mine, so the teacher helped with Rob Schneider. Upon swallowing the bowling ball, Rob came to life and said he recognized me from somewhere. Then there was an invasion at school where people were forced to dress like egyptian gods or they too would have to swallow bowling balls.

I don't know, man. I just... what the f'uck.