2014-11-05, 02:37 AM
Howling Abyss. 6 PM. My friend wants to go grocery shopping right now. I promised her 2 hours ago that I would come with her. I need to end this game right now. I text her saying that I'm going to be 5 minutes late.
I'm playing Vlad. Deathcap, Zhonya's, WotA, Abyssal, Mercs+3. 11 kills. The game's been at a stalemate for 30 minutes. Their team, full of CC, is making a final push towards our base after gaining an advantage from our last teamfight. My ult is down. It's 2v3.
Our Veigar casts stun. Thresh, Zyra, and Nautilus all sidestep it. Nautilus tries to hook me. I pool out of it. Hits Veigar instead. Both are at 10% HP. Veigar casts W point blank. Both of them die. It's 1v2.
Zyra tries to root me. I sidestep out of it. Tides of Blood hits Thresh as I keep its stacks up. Thresh tries to Flay. I sidestep out of it. Q chunks Thresh to 20%. Zyra lands a Q. I'm at 10%.
Thresh hooks. Pool again, swim out of Thresh's range. E+Q chunks Zyra to low. Pop ghost. Run into the brush.
Zyra tries to root. Flash to the side. I'm out of escapes and at 20%.
Thresh walks up to Flay. AAs instead. I have 100 HP.
Zyra misses her Q. Dodge the Flay. E+Q. Thresh is dead. Hourglass.
Transfusion and Tides of Blood both at 2 seconds. Zyra walks up. Hourglass gone.
E+Q. Zyra is dead. Team respawns. Push to Nexus. We win the last fight.
I type "gg", go grocery shopping with my friend.
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I'm playing Vlad. Deathcap, Zhonya's, WotA, Abyssal, Mercs+3. 11 kills. The game's been at a stalemate for 30 minutes. Their team, full of CC, is making a final push towards our base after gaining an advantage from our last teamfight. My ult is down. It's 2v3.
Our Veigar casts stun. Thresh, Zyra, and Nautilus all sidestep it. Nautilus tries to hook me. I pool out of it. Hits Veigar instead. Both are at 10% HP. Veigar casts W point blank. Both of them die. It's 1v2.
Zyra tries to root me. I sidestep out of it. Tides of Blood hits Thresh as I keep its stacks up. Thresh tries to Flay. I sidestep out of it. Q chunks Thresh to 20%. Zyra lands a Q. I'm at 10%.
Thresh hooks. Pool again, swim out of Thresh's range. E+Q chunks Zyra to low. Pop ghost. Run into the brush.
Zyra tries to root. Flash to the side. I'm out of escapes and at 20%.
Thresh walks up to Flay. AAs instead. I have 100 HP.
Zyra misses her Q. Dodge the Flay. E+Q. Thresh is dead. Hourglass.
Transfusion and Tides of Blood both at 2 seconds. Zyra walks up. Hourglass gone.
E+Q. Zyra is dead. Team respawns. Push to Nexus. We win the last fight.
I type "gg", go grocery shopping with my friend.
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