The ultimate spoilers list.

Updated 1/24/09

A while ago I wanted to make a list of all the spoilers that one could imagine, this idea fell flat on it's face and I moved on. I want to try it again, but this time I would like to have other people contribute.

This is the list that I have come up with off the top of my head.
Please add to it.

(Use spoiler tags, obv.)

 Spoiler

Jesus dies but then lives again.
Spartans lose.
Charlie wins the chocolate factory.
Samus is a girl.
Clarence gets his wings.
Golbez is Cecil's brother.
Zero dies destroying Ragnarok.
Andy escapes Shawshank.
Marty makes it back to 1985.
The Planet of the Apes was Earth after many years.
They shoot Old Yeller.
Will Turner dies and becomes the Flying Dutchman.
Spike dies.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Verbal Kint is Keyser Söze.
Sephiroth kills Aeris
Frodo destroys the ring.
Zero was created by Dr.Wily.
Neo and Trinity die.
Kefka rules the world for a year.
Snape kills Dumbledore
Zero's body is a copy, Weil stole his original body and reprogrammed it.
Rosebud was a sled.
Knives is Vash’s brother.
Harry dies and then comes back to life.
The call was coming from inside the house.
Samus kills the Metroid Prime only to have it become a phazon clone of her.
Which she kills.
Ocelot kills the Colonel.
Master Chief travels back in time to the first game.
Alex only wanted the light houses lit so he could absorbe the power of the Golden Sun.
Which he failed to do because the Wise One stopped him.
Atlas is Frank Fontaine.
Sigma doesn't die until X8.
X turns into a Cyber Elf
Samus was raised by birds.
DarkSied kills Batman.
Dr.Robotnik tricks Knuckles into thinking that Sonic is trying to steal the Chaos Emeralds...
...A lot.
Crono dies.
Shiek is Zelda.
Everyone dies in Final Destination 3.
Lavitz dies.
Tetra is Zelda's decedent.
Joshua is The Composer! Mr. Hanekoma is an angel!
L dies.
The princess is in the eighth castle.
The Halberd is destroyed and falls into the ocean.
Kirby kills Dynablade and then raises it's chicks.
Sonic transforms into Super Sonic and saves the day.
Ancient Minister is actually a R.O.B.
Dil is a man.
Donnie Darko dies.
Tyler Durdan isn't real.
The Villiage is set in the present day, and is just a nature preserve set up by the elders.
His wife's head is in the box.
Operation Valkyrie fails. Hitler kills all of them.
Kaim, Sarah, Gongora, Ming, and Seth are all from another planet.
Jacknife dies.
B-Company steals some of the gold.
Kairi gets sent back to the island, while Sora, Donald, and Goofy keep looking for Mickey.
St. Jimmy is a part of Jesus of Suburbia's mind.
Team USA beats the Soviets.
The Axis lose WWII.
Harvey Dent is Two-face.
Edward marries Bella then Bella becomes pregnant and the baby eats here from the inside.
GlaDOS tries to kill you.

Please note, if you can phrase any of the ones mentioned above better then please do not hesitate to do so.