2014-10-28, 06:05 PM
An ex calls me after like 5 years of breaking up.
Me: Hi, how are you?
She: I'm fine thank you.
Me: That's nice...
She: Listen, my doctor says that I contracted HVP and so far I only had 2 sexual couples, you and my current boyfriend.
*gasp*
Me: Seriously? (I was actually most shocked the fact that she only has 2 couples... I have no idea wtp is wrong with me)
She: Yeah, so you better get yourself checked, it's nothing dangerous but still it can get dangerous if not treated. Anyway, I have no idea which one of you infected me... *silence for like million hours (just like 5 seconds)*... well ok then, just wanted to give you a heads up...
Me: Oh... well, I apologize if it was me... I don't think I have that but I'll have myself checked. Thank you anyway.
She: Sure no probs...
THE MOST pineappleING WEIRD CALL I HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
Me: Hi, how are you?
She: I'm fine thank you.
Me: That's nice...
She: Listen, my doctor says that I contracted HVP and so far I only had 2 sexual couples, you and my current boyfriend.
*gasp*
Me: Seriously? (I was actually most shocked the fact that she only has 2 couples... I have no idea wtp is wrong with me)
She: Yeah, so you better get yourself checked, it's nothing dangerous but still it can get dangerous if not treated. Anyway, I have no idea which one of you infected me... *silence for like million hours (just like 5 seconds)*... well ok then, just wanted to give you a heads up...
Me: Oh... well, I apologize if it was me... I don't think I have that but I'll have myself checked. Thank you anyway.
She: Sure no probs...
THE MOST pineappleING WEIRD CALL I HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE.