Gen I Pokemon Mafia

how did you guys
pineapple that up
so royally

you're starving in the desert
a cake lands in your lap
and you trip and drop it in the sand for it to be devoured by the sarlacc pit
like you don't even have a chance to try and scrape the sandy bits up
it's just gone
the cake's gone
forever
it wasn't even a lie
it was there
it was real
and now it's gone

edit: (i am not referring to cakesxd when i use the word cake. coincidence)

I am also a lie.

jk don't kill me