2014-07-18, 03:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 2014-07-18, 08:43 PM by LiquidSwing.)
Demon Avenger
Pros:
+Dont have to pot. Ever.
+More health than any human being could ever want. And even more than that.
+Secret OP. Everyone else is distracted by DrK and Paladin while DA gets buffed every single patch despite already being really good at bossing.
+Survivability literally coming out of every orifice. Easy to cap resistance, butt loads of armor, Paladins are mad jelly.
+Everyone else thinks we are an unoriginal cash-in class. Good, keeps the filthy peasants away.
+Have long hair and purple everywhere, so we look edgy and cool like Dracula.
+Free weapon defense ignore plus a defense reducing debuff that brings all the boys to the yard.
+Stupid ricocheting shield thing that bounces around like some edgy emo beach ball.
+Free passive stats and boatloads of free stat buffs that increase survivability AND damage. Paladins still mad jelly.
+Stylin' on haters with any gear you want because you dont give two flying turds about anything other than HP.
+Desperado is literally the coolest looking weapon in the game. Other warriors are 'mirin hardcore and get erections just by being around you.
+Demon Slayers mad and hatin' 24/7. Hate on bros, hate on.
Negatives
-Purple, emo, and edgy
-Only cares about HP and W. Atk. Other classes have all% and mainstat% for armor, DA only have HP. Harder to cube your own gear.
-Very few pieces of gear have HP or %HP on them, so you can wear rags while training at low levels and you literally won't notice a difference.
-No one plays this stupid purple edgy class so no pre-scrolled gear to buy.
-Increased suicide rates in DA players due to depression stemming from over-exposure to purple and the fact that gearing your character is like pulling your own teeth out.
-Good HP scrolls for armor are literally rarer than unicorns.
-Why does this class have Maple Warrior?
-Hipsters play my class because no one else does.
-Dangerously purple.
Pros:
+Dont have to pot. Ever.
+More health than any human being could ever want. And even more than that.
+Secret OP. Everyone else is distracted by DrK and Paladin while DA gets buffed every single patch despite already being really good at bossing.
+Survivability literally coming out of every orifice. Easy to cap resistance, butt loads of armor, Paladins are mad jelly.
+Everyone else thinks we are an unoriginal cash-in class. Good, keeps the filthy peasants away.
+Have long hair and purple everywhere, so we look edgy and cool like Dracula.
+Free weapon defense ignore plus a defense reducing debuff that brings all the boys to the yard.
+Stupid ricocheting shield thing that bounces around like some edgy emo beach ball.
+Free passive stats and boatloads of free stat buffs that increase survivability AND damage. Paladins still mad jelly.
+Stylin' on haters with any gear you want because you dont give two flying turds about anything other than HP.
+Desperado is literally the coolest looking weapon in the game. Other warriors are 'mirin hardcore and get erections just by being around you.
+Demon Slayers mad and hatin' 24/7. Hate on bros, hate on.
Negatives
-Purple, emo, and edgy
-Only cares about HP and W. Atk. Other classes have all% and mainstat% for armor, DA only have HP. Harder to cube your own gear.
-Very few pieces of gear have HP or %HP on them, so you can wear rags while training at low levels and you literally won't notice a difference.
-No one plays this stupid purple edgy class so no pre-scrolled gear to buy.
-Increased suicide rates in DA players due to depression stemming from over-exposure to purple and the fact that gearing your character is like pulling your own teeth out.
-Good HP scrolls for armor are literally rarer than unicorns.
-Why does this class have Maple Warrior?
-Hipsters play my class because no one else does.
-Dangerously purple.