Pokémon Omega Ruby and Pokémon Alpha Sapphire announced

"But sir, how are we going to jam Pikachu down peoples throats in this game? Why not just make a Mega Raichu?"
"Mega Raichu, say.. a mega evolution is like a form yes?"
"Yeah, I suppose so."
"Then that's the answer, we'll give Pikachu 5 new forms!"


Eurghhhhhhhhhhhh. pineapple Pikachu with a rusty pole. Share something juicy with us, not 5 alternate costumes for the ridiculous overused mascot.

Also:
Madam = Beauty
Hard Rock = Cool
Idol = Cute
Doctor = Smart
Masked = Tough

As if it wasn't obvious.