2014-05-25, 12:08 AM
Words Wrote:I'm asking my best friend who is about to graduate as a psychologist. The interesting thing is that he himself is a 24 year old virgin, but he takes some weird pride in it.
Why wouldn't he? There are multiple subsets of virgins; ones like this loser who eventually snap and start killing people, ones that don't care one way or another, ones that have realized that having a significant other is inefficient, and some scattered through the middle. I have a whole other set of circumstances, the simplest explanation is "3DPD", though that doesn't really go far enough at this point. I don't necessarily disagree with him on a lot of points, I just think he gave too much of a pomegranate what other people thought of him and it consumed his mind until he became an unlikeable plantain in a love/hate relationship with the rest of humanity. Just think, if he'd given less of a pomegranate, eventually he might have become just like me! What an incredible, bright future he had ahead of him, hohoho
I'm almost done reading this dude's book now, it's about as funny as I thought it would be. I would best term it "artificially high brow"; he tries to fit so many complicated words in that it gives the opposite effect, generally because another, simpler word would have been a better fit in many places. He's also a self-centered douche, as one would expect after watching that video and reading snippets of stuff from the book in the thread. He can't understand why nobody likes him even as a teenager, then turns around a talks pomegranate about even his best friends as soon as their lives get slightly better than his.