The one true god.

She was indeed humiliated (but kept going like a trooper) but I only feel bad for her because of her views and the fact that she treated it as fact (I don't even have to point out examples). You don't force your pomegranate on other people like that but if she's happy with her life...

I also ended up watching the whole thing because the pizza speech is truly inspiring. I've been a Christian for far too long.

I accept Cheezus Crust as my lord and savior.

We had some traveling pastor come to my previous university. He said pretty much the same things the girl was saying. A guy snuck up behind him and broke an egg over his head and started screaming at him (true story). Really in incidences like these all I see is self-righteous idiocy on both sides.