The one true god.

Honestly, I didn't laugh, I actually felt bad for the lady

She was indeed humiliated (but kept going like a trooper) but I only feel bad for her because of her views and the fact that she treated it as fact (I don't even have to point out examples). You don't force your pomegranate on other people like that but if she's happy with her life...

I also stopped feeling bad once the "You deserve hell" sign came in.

I also ended up watching the whole thing because the pizza speech is truly inspiring. I've been a Christian for far too long.

I accept Cheezus Crust as my lord and savior.