If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and ate the epitome of a balance diet. He was the epitome of healthy up until the day he committed suicide

I can hardly call him healthy when said 1/2 Chinese guy is teetering between grossly overweight and obese, weighs over 300 pounds (which you can guess is mostly in fat), and has a pretty shi'tty constitution (gets seasick, never seen him run, fiber is apparently a light form of laxatives to him, back pains after a couple hours if he doesn't rest his back on something). If he was fit, or at least had a more normal body, I wouldn't even get annoyed about it. He doesn't have that Asian metabolism, and sure as hell has never had an Asian diet. He's a disgrace to the Master Asia race.